superficial

  1. Every Sasquatch must have its Bigfoot hunters.
    It’s like the Sith – always comes as a pair.

  2. How dare you post Kong’s age?!
    Kong doesn’t age!
    Kong is immortal!

  3. asleep .

    pick a dress that requires one to contemplate a butthole. it’s super effective.

  4. Birthdays are irrelevant when a black hole is tearing at the very fabric of time and space right before our eyes.

  5. “LOOK AT MY ASS! LOOK AT MY TITS! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK!”

  6. Voice of Reisling

    You know, she’d be really pretty and attractive if she wasn’t such a hideous beast.

  7. anonymous

    Is she lying about her age because I thought Star Wars was released in 1977?

  8. How many wine glasses has she knocked over?

  9. This was moments before the glass of wine got sucked in as well.

  10. “Boy am I drunk… What time is it Khloe?”
    “TIME FOR SNU SNU!”

  11. karen

    She wondered why her dress designer kept giggling when he said he called this outfit “The Physics of Black Holes.”

  12. Not seen: his feet dangling two feet off the ground.

  13. “Hey, Montana…dude…we all know you’ve already had some of that ass. So go ahead and take some more. And take some home with ya. Go on…there’s enough there for everybody…”

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