“No penis is gonna penetrate my chest… Unless I want it to”
Mommy gave you the key. You’re a big boy, now Remy! You’re a big boy!
The vest helps support the weight of the “Will Bourne for Food” placard.
He knows “SWAT” was just a movie, right?
Looks like someone heard Kaley Cuoco was looking for a new crush.
He knows that he’s just playing a role in the Bourne franchise, right?
Does Nike make bulletproof vests now? Just Shoot It.
Does he think he really is on the bomb squad?
Maybe this is a corset for back ailing?
Its a weight vest people, adds 10KG of resistance to any exercise im guessing he does
What the fuck…he should just eat a couple of Double Cheese Whoppers, large fries, and a large chocolate shake. And that’s just for breakfast. Hell, it never failed to put ten pounds on my fat ass overnight.
Method acting at it’s finest,he’s prepping for “Hurt Locker 2: Iraqi Boogaloo”
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