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  1. “No penis is gonna penetrate my chest… Unless I want it to”

  2. Voice of Reisling

    Mommy gave you the key. You’re a big boy, now Remy! You’re a big boy!

  3. JimBB

    The vest helps support the weight of the “Will Bourne for Food” placard.

  4. Swearin

    He knows “SWAT” was just a movie, right?

  5. Looks like someone heard Kaley Cuoco was looking for a new crush.

  6. donkeylicks

    He knows that he’s just playing a role in the Bourne franchise, right?

  7. Does Nike make bulletproof vests now? Just Shoot It.

  8. Does he think he really is on the bomb squad?

  9. Maybe this is a corset for back ailing?

  10. CJ

    Its a weight vest people, adds 10KG of resistance to any exercise im guessing he does

    • What the fuck…he should just eat a couple of Double Cheese Whoppers, large fries, and a large chocolate shake. And that’s just for breakfast. Hell, it never failed to put ten pounds on my fat ass overnight.

  11. Handsome Matt

    Method acting at it’s finest,he’s prepping for “Hurt Locker 2: Iraqi Boogaloo”

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