Looks like she wearing a broken condom.
And here I thought Nicki Minaj’s ass was horrific.
It’s a shame that’s about as normal as it’s ever looked.
It’s that new fabric Elon Musk is using for his space shuttle. Apparently Kim is a Beta tester for tensile strength.
“LOOK AT MY ASS! LOOK AT MY TITS! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK!”
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Sausage casing line: mid-thigh.
Will.I.Am opens the door for Kim Kardashian on his first day at his new job.
It has the creamy consistency of chocolate moose.
Even without the hooves and horns it still looks terrible…
that dude holding the door is both repulsed and aroused by her – his facial expression is so telling (and heartbreaking).
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you’ll hear him …
Bark at the moo
Kanye has got to be tired of banging that mess by now. Fool…
I bet he hasn’t gotten to 2nd base.
No need to caption this one. We would have figured it out.
The sound of spandex weeping.
She spends so much time in multiple layers of support garments. She must have some wicked vag flora going on down there. Lady parts need air!
Pics like this make me like JLO a little more each time
All the fat in her ass makes it look like shes wearing 3-4 grandma panties!! hahahahahaha
“I’m sorry, you can’t come in Miss Kardashian. We have a three skank minimum.”
Seemless adult diapers worn by Kim Cardassian.
The only reason Ray J gave her a golden shower was that he couldn’t figure out the plane geometry needed to successfully give her anal.
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