Despite their long training to suppress such impulses, the dancers instinctively recoil from the sight of a female thigh.
The guy on the right is like…What the FUCK is THAT!!???
I didn’t even need to see the beaded fringe ruffling to know she farted…the guys faces say enough.
British men used to think about Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day to kill their boners, now they think about JLo.
Is that a turtle head?
It soon became clear that what at first appeared to be an homage, was, in fact, mockery.
I don’t know about anyone else, but this kind of trashiness and overt sexuality that these manufactured pop stars use because they don’t have anything else to offer in the way of talent, really TURN ME OFF.
Jiggle butt and Autotune — it doesn’t get any better!
Cleveland Ste’- GOD DAMMIT!
I’ll SEE your Cleveland Steamer, and RAISE you a San Juan Preemie with a Fort Apache C-Section; brace yourselves, putas!
“Oi, Mate, just because J-Lo comes up to watch doesn’t mean you can stop sucking me willy…”
Remember that rumor that she shat on Ben Affleck in a hotel room? Well, this.
That ass is like Kryptonite for gay men.
Event horizon. It’s not the female ass that they find appalling, it’s the fact that it has its own gravitational field capable of absorbing mass from its surroundings.
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