Sarah Jessica Parker at The 2013 Alliance For Young Artists & Writers Benefit at Carnegie Hall in New York City. (May 31, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Horse jokes are coming…
I would think in this case they would be usurped by wonkboob jokes.
….around the bend onto the home stretch. Parker by a nose.
Sorry I couldn’t think of a good one. Today I’ve been feeling…
(puts on sunglasses)
…a little hoarse.
Unless they get big enough to cover that face, she might as well hide them.
At least her hands are not in the photo this time.
horrendous…the multicolored hair and eye make up are doing her no favors….which this woman is in desperate need of.
The least distracting boobs in the history of misdirection.
Do you think Matthew Broderick has named all the freckles on her boobs. “That one is called Trigger, that one is called Silver, That one is called Secretariat, that one is called Seabiscuit and that one is Mr. Ed.”
BTW: You’re welcome, McFeely.
thanks for not leaving me hanging.
Woohoo! The mole is growing back!
“Actually they’re relatively new. I recently bought them from Angelina Jolie. Got a helluva deal…”
WTF kind of sick veterinarian does breast implants?!?!?
I never knew Sergio Aragones did celebrity caricatures.
It’s not ending well.
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