superficial

  1. Don’t worry sweety. I’m sure there’s enough rapper/professional athlete semen to go around…

  2. tlmck

    Huge butts and black hair. Is that all they have in Hollywood anymore?

  3. Not to be mistaken for her baby golden shower, which comes later.

  4. RUN – before anyone can Google you and realize they still dont know who the fuck you are, or how you snagged an invite.

  5. Not familiar with her, but apparently she and Khloe are best buds. And as a side note, she’s really pretty!

  6. She’s running because she stole Sarah Jessica Parker’s hair.

  7. renotastic

    When did Kim start befriending silverback gorillas?!

    • What is with all the racist motherfuckers on The Superficial lately? We’re sorry your dad butt-fucked the humanity right out of you, now go away.

  8. EricLR

    Okay, who’s bringing the cottage cheese?

  9. It’s good to know I’m not the only one who takes upskirt pictures at baby showers.

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