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  1. Rico Jones

    I thought pork was a no no for Jews.

  2. (hcckkk!)
    “You call dis a bullhorn?”
    (*hack*)

  3. Could Ed Balls somehow be his running mate? Please?

  4. Frank Burns

    Please, please tell me he and Ed Balls are going to run for office as president and vice president.

  5. Deina

    But you didn’t say “ha ha ha ha ha his name’s WEINER”!

  6. What the F*CK is Israel Day? I would think it would be something celebrated in Israel, but this says New York

  7. He pulled a real boner trying to present himself as a package deal to the Jewish vote. He may think people have a real hard on for him holding that flag pole right now, but he can’t wave a magic wand and make the past disappear. Come November, he won’t be able to worm his way into office; the voters are going take out their pencils and give him the shaft.

  8. good thing his hands are occupied.

  9. After the cancellation of his PBS show, Slim Goodbody turned his energies towards politics.

  10. crb

    So you see, when I put my dick into this one and press the button, blue and white balloon animals shoot out and they look kinda like this one,…

    Here, lemme show you.

  11. Swearin

    “Hey, can someone tell me how to say “Who wants to see my penis?” in Hebrew?”

  12. What kind of Israel day would it be without a holocaust joke?
    Q: What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?
    A: A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven!

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