I thought pork was a no no for Jews.
“You call dis a bullhorn?”
Just cuz you have religious roots with some foreign country isn’t a real good reason to offer a big ol’ teat full of cash and missiles for them to suckle on. Especially 60 something years after you gave birth to them. Time for them to wean.
They don’t even have cheap plastic shit to sell us. Dreidels are made of clay.
See also Germany, France, Italy, Japan, CANADA…
Wow, USDA Prime Beef needs a hate check.
if it was possible to criticize our foreign policy in the middle east regarding israel without being called anti-semitic we would have stopped propping up their economy years ago.
The pro-Israel argument: Bar Rafaeli
The pro-arab argument: idk, you tell me who the arab chicks are with hot asses.
and lastly, all the arab countries were created out of the former Ottoman Empire, which fought against us and lost in WW1, all of them confiscated the land and forcibly exiled the Jews who lived in those countries. Then they attacked Israel with the intent of taking it over and annihilating its citizens. We generally, as civilized people, refrain from rewarding that kind of shit. Also, generally, countries do not willingly give back lands to their enemies so their enemies can repeatedly use that land to launch wars of aggression against them.
Lastly, did I mention Bar Rafaeli?
Could Ed Balls somehow be his running mate? Please?
Please, please tell me he and Ed Balls are going to run for office as president and vice president.
I’d vote for the Weiner/Balls ticket.
No doubt the female voter demographic would be out in front of the campaign, and the gay community would be behind the candidates all the way.
No no no. Eric Holder will be his running mate.
But you didn’t say “ha ha ha ha ha his name’s WEINER”!
What the F*CK is Israel Day? I would think it would be something celebrated in Israel, but this says New York
- Jesse Jackson
Hymietown, indeed! Hooray for tolerance!
He pulled a real boner trying to present himself as a package deal to the Jewish vote. He may think people have a real hard on for him holding that flag pole right now, but he can’t wave a magic wand and make the past disappear. Come November, he won’t be able to worm his way into office; the voters are going take out their pencils and give him the shaft.
good thing his hands are occupied.
After the cancellation of his PBS show, Slim Goodbody turned his energies towards politics.
So you see, when I put my dick into this one and press the button, blue and white balloon animals shoot out and they look kinda like this one,…
Here, lemme show you.
“Hey, can someone tell me how to say “Who wants to see my penis?” in Hebrew?”
Ghey Khakkhen Affen Yam
What kind of Israel day would it be without a holocaust joke?
Q: What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven!
I wonder what happened in your life to turn you into such a shitty human being, but whatever it was, it was probably preemptive karma.
It was 70 YEARS AGO, there Elie Wiesel; -let it go & stop whining. Get out & enjoy life.
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Anthony Weiner participating in the Israel Day parade in New York City. (June 2, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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