The Vending Machinist
Made me crack up. Thanks.
Bravo sir, bravo.
There’s no way in hell that is Christian Bale. He looks like a fucking hick at a gun show
American Psycho turned into American Pie
Batman doesn’t need to iron his shirts. Why? Because he’s Batman.
If Batman ironed his shirts, wouldn’t he be Iron Man, then?
That’s what Robin is for.
why’s he so pudgy? i would hate to me his metabolism…my god what a rollar coaster
It’s for a movie role. Basically any big change in his weight or hair is because he is or will be filming a movie.
Batman’s got bitch tits.
Go ahead. Say Sibi Blazic 10 times fast.
Thats what happens when you yo-yo diet, Batman!
Must be prepping for his leading role in the Kevin Federline biopic.
I’d make a Supersize Method joke but I’m afraid he hasn’t forgotten how to headbutt my spine out off my ass yet.
Also, that ‘s one fine woman.
I still would.
Christian Whale , amirite?
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Christian Bale with his wife Sibi Blazic in Santa Monica. (June 2, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN