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  1. ThisWillHurt

    Unless this is a live action version of “Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law” and co-stars Stephen Colbert, tell your story walking.

  2. caley

    I’m honestly not sure which of them is playing ‘Birdman’.

  3. This cant be a real movie…

  4. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

  5. So, near as I can guess is this movie is an avian-erotic rendition of every car ride I spent with my sister, insisting that I was not in fact touching her.

  6. Birdman
    Ah-ah-aaaahhhh!
    Fighter of The Batman
    Ah-ah-ahhhhhhh!
    Master of flying, or pecking, or whatever

  7. No green screen? I guess they blew the special effects budget all last week.

  8. Don’t look now, but, you got a bird of prey on your b-hole.

  9. “I’m Birdman.”

  10. “Fight me!,,,What are you, chicken?”

  11. Little Tongue

    “What’d you just said? I have a cheesy bird mess? Dreet!”

  12. “C’mon, gang. Someone raise a hand. We’re just looking for someone to clean his cage.”

  13. Schadenfreude

    Tell me what neighborhood they are filiming in. I gotta move my car because that bird is scary big!

  14. EricLR

    Look, I don’t care how many criminals you’ve stopped, I’m not talking to you until you clean your feces off my windshield!

  15. Natty Ice

    It takes the saying “Hung like a parakeet” to a whole other level.

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