Michael Keaton and Benjamin Kanes on the set of 'Birdman' in New York City. (June 1, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Unless this is a live action version of “Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law” and co-stars Stephen Colbert, tell your story walking.
I’m honestly not sure which of them is playing ‘Birdman’.
This cant be a real movie…
I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
So, near as I can guess is this movie is an avian-erotic rendition of every car ride I spent with my sister, insisting that I was not in fact touching her.
Fighter of The Batman
Master of flying, or pecking, or whatever
Thumbs down? So.. does that mean you’re NOT going to marry me?
….champion of karate and friendship for everyone.
I knew I could count on you to get it, McPoyle.
No green screen? I guess they blew the special effects budget all last week.
Don’t look now, but, you got a bird of prey on your b-hole.
“Fight me!,,,What are you, chicken?”
“What’d you just said? I have a cheesy bird mess? Dreet!”
“C’mon, gang. Someone raise a hand. We’re just looking for someone to clean his cage.”
Tell me what neighborhood they are filiming in. I gotta move my car because that bird is scary big!
Look, I don’t care how many criminals you’ve stopped, I’m not talking to you until you clean your feces off my windshield!
It takes the saying “Hung like a parakeet” to a whole other level.
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