superficial

  1. “The prosecution enters into evidence this photo, taken one second before impact. Nicki Minaj was found behind the wheel, laughing her ass off.”

  2. Skeeter

    I’d still like to hammer her asshole.

  3. She’s still pretty sexy, but fucking annoying.

  4. Ladypants

    The only thing that could make this picture better would be those little lines behind the car signifying its speed.

  5. Ah, the MILF-life crisis.

  6. did she loose weight or just a flattering angle? she looks good

  7. The old Twitter decade-old pictures routine. Maybe two decades.

  8. Robb7

    The double threat — desperate and pathetic.

    • How do you figure? She’s married, got ankle-biters wandering around the palace, and has more money than God. Where’s the desperation? And as far as pathetic, I can’t stand her but if she asked me to marry her I would in a heartbeat. No pre-nup. That’s a deal breaker.

  9. The poster child for insecurity, desperation, neediness and high maintenance.

  10. Maybe she’s born with it…
    Maybe it’s Photoshop!

  11. anonymous

    She always looks like a 40 year-old who still thinks she’s 16 and acts like she 16.

  12. What’s with the cheap, budget photoshoot?

  13. Not. 1990. Anymore.

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