Mariah Carey posted this pic to Twitter. (June 2, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“The prosecution enters into evidence this photo, taken one second before impact. Nicki Minaj was found behind the wheel, laughing her ass off.”
The jury finds Mrs Minaj “not guilty” but sentences her to death anyway.
I’d still like to hammer her asshole.
You’re a poet
Thanks. I try to cut to the chase.
I’d use a ball-peen for the hammering.
I’m pretty sure “Skeeter” up there had ball and peen in mind, too.
She’s still pretty sexy, but fucking annoying.
The only thing that could make this picture better would be those little lines behind the car signifying its speed.
Ah, the MILF-life crisis.
did she loose weight or just a flattering angle? she looks good
The old Twitter decade-old pictures routine. Maybe two decades.
The double threat — desperate and pathetic.
How do you figure? She’s married, got ankle-biters wandering around the palace, and has more money than God. Where’s the desperation? And as far as pathetic, I can’t stand her but if she asked me to marry her I would in a heartbeat. No pre-nup. That’s a deal breaker.
The poster child for insecurity, desperation, neediness and high maintenance.
Maybe she’s born with it…
Maybe it’s Photoshop!
She always looks like a 40 year-old who still thinks she’s 16 and acts like she 16.
What’s with the cheap, budget photoshoot?
Not. 1990. Anymore.
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