superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    Superman’s dad works for the Sopranos?

  2. I logged a lot of miles training for that day. And I downed a lot of doughnuts. Little Chocolate Donuts. They taste good, and they’ve got the sugar I need to get me going in the morning. That’s why Little Chocolate Donuts have been on my training table since I was a kid.

  3. “Master and commander? Yeah, I’m master and commander of this panini here…”

  4. What’s the going rate for a pack of cigarettes in Beverly Hills nowdays? $16 a pack?

  5. “Are you not entertained?”

  6. This is how he’s always looked to me, in my mind.

  7. Frank Burns

    Finally, I can say I look like a movie star.

  8. banner man

    I call shananigans. If you ever read his tweets he’ll some times talk about his gym workouts ect, squatting 120Kgs (thats about 260Lbs for you yanks) or setting a new PB in whatever or riding his bike for 90Kms during a workout.

    And he looks like this….bullshit you fat aussie cunt.

    Now I feel better for having anonymously insulted someone famous on the interwebs.

  9. Seen here in a different take on his role: Father of Cam-el.

  10. My name is Maximus Deliciousness, Commander of the pork rinds, General of the bacon-lovers buffet and loyal servant to the true emperor, Mayor McCheese. Father to a murdered donut, husband to a blooming onion. And I will have my nachos supreme, in this life or the next.

  11. Maybe if he wears athletic attire, we won’t notice how out of shape he is.

  12. George P Burdell

    This is what Russel Crowe was doing while Bieber was getting his picture taken sneaking out the back door.

  13. Obviously bulking up for his role as Fred Flintstone.

  14. Bleh. These French films are bad enough, but when they have the subtitles BEHIND the actor’s head, how are we supposed to have any idea what’s going on?

  15. This photo doesn’t truly capture the moment; you know he’s simultaneously cracking a big fart …

  16. Krazee Thug Nutz

    And just to think…Black is slimming. So, you know he looks alot worse. He’s fat, is what I’m trying to tell you here.

  17. IAmAGuest

    “ARE YOU NOT…uuuuuurppppp…ENTERTAINED?!?”

  18. cc

    I guess even Romper Stomper turns into ‘just another old Bogan’ eventually.

  19. EricLr

    Well, at least we know now who’s playing Carl in the upcoming Aqua Teen Hunger Force live-action movie.

  20. “Your move, Fat Kilmer.”

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