1. Contusion

    …as played by Vanessa Bayer from SNL.

  2. kimmykimkim

    Stand up, you filthy hooker. No one wants to see your crusty drawers.

  3. DeucePickle

    Good thing this was on BBC Radio

  4. Johnny P!

    Since she suck so terribly, terribly hard as a vocalist, I guess she decided to pack on a few and go for the ‘Adele’ look for credibility.
    Not working.

  5. “Axl wuz here”

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The hairdo looks like they’re trying to get a Macy’s balloon under a bridge

  7. fartingblueberry

    adele lost a lot of weight.

  8. After SNL, I’m surprised anyone booked this bitch.

  9. Bonky

    So this is the discount “Adele” on sale at Tesco.

  10. The Brown Streak

    Sing “Love Shack!”

  11. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Big Hair, Even Bigger Thighs

  12. Let’s see… page 37 in the “Manual of Modern Music”. Here it is: “If you can’t even carry a tune in a bucket, start ‘accidentally’ showing off your snatch.”

  13. spartacus

    Tries to look bored and slutty in every photoshoot, I never knew she’d look bored and slutty when performing live.

  14. Performing at the Hackneyed Weekend, you say?

  15. EricLr

    Shiny happy people holding hands….

  16. Even her crotch is bored.

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