Seriously, when did he become mexican!
When he moved to L.A. of course
“This is what my wife’s face looks like after her latest lift”.
And see, if I pull my face down like this, I look like one of the Baldwin brothers.
I thought he was doing an impersonation of his wife
Edward James Olmos circa Blade Runner?
Well at least his hands are where we can see them for a change.
I wonder whose balls he is holding
He recently saw the McAuly Culkin pic…
Come on Err A Garaxy!
Someone needs to stop coloring on Beckham when he passes out from drinking too much.
Penalty kicks? But I’m English!
“For God’s sake, I’m a grown man, and all I do all day is kick a ball around a field! Where is the meaning in it all? Its not like I get a big payche . . . oh, right.”
Oh my God, I did marry a robot!
At least soccer’s helping Macaulay put some weight back on.
He’s cleaning. The smell of pussy is distracting.
“Balls! My hands reek of balls!”
Seriously Macaulay , Home Alone was like 20 years ago. Chicks no longer dig that move.
“Oh shit, I need something to hold on to. Where did I leave my genitals?”
Posing for new movie poster ‘Home Field Alone’
“She’s still the hottest Spice Girl, she’s still the hottest Spice Girl, she’s still the hottest Spice Girl…”
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