WOW SO MUCH GOING ON HERE, FROM THE ARM STRETCH MARKS TO VEINS BURSTING FROM HER FOREHEAD
In addition to your caps lock getting stuck.
Susan Lucci is 112 years old.
Time for her to hit the immortality potion again.
take that, Brooke Shields
At first I thought it was a pop-up ad for one of those apps that adds 20 years to your photo.
Thought it was Terry Hatcher first.
Christ, her face is terrifying. I just bookmarked this page for the next time I have hiccups.
She’s a walking advertisement for scarves.
Very brave of her to wear old retainers as earrings.
I’m ready to go out on the town! Where’s my wingman? Donatella? Donatella Versace?
after the death of Dick Clarke….there can be only one
There is no Dana only Zuul.
All My Children….are ashamed of how gross I look and how inappropriately I dress.
First it smiles, then it attacks!
If you pull the camera back 10 or 20 feet and shoot it again, she is really quite attractive.
She had a wonderful mother’s day this year. All the robots gave her such lovely gifts.
… and I’ve been turned into a frog. Thanks, Susan Lucci.
Committing adultery earns one a scarlet A…
What does a blue V on the forehead mean?
It means she needs to double her dose of blood pressure medication.
Sad as it sounds….. I’d still bang her.
If you tied a big knot in her skin, right in the middle of her back, she’d look alright.
A woman goes to the plastic surgeon and says she only has $200 for a face lift. He puts a handle on the back of her head and says every time she feels a little loose, to give it a crank. A bit overzealous, she does this every few days instead of months, and then goes to him a half year later to complain about a new development. “Doctor, it’s going fine, but with one strange side effect… a goatee has started to grow on my chin!”. He looks closely, checks the handle, then proclaims, “That’s not a goatee, that’s your pussy.”
I guess silicone does last forever.
OMG someone just sun fried Fran Fine!!
I bet that’s what serial killers see just before they die.
When I was running up my parents’ phone bill in the 80s on the Phyllis Diller Joke Line, I had no idea she’d look this hot!
She really is still a nice looking woman, and I’ll bet she can suck a clogged drain clean.
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Susan Lucci at The 39th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards in Beverly Hills. (June 21, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN