1. it had to be said

    “. . . and this is my boyfriend, Frazier Crane!”

  2. No no, sir. This one is my husband. Not the valet…

  3. Frank Burns

    A financier reacts to Mel B’s idea of selling over-baked bread, which she plans to market as “Mel B Toast”.

    • Oooooofa. Puns will get you nowhere here.

      • The Brown Streak

        Could be worse puns like…she could have been starring in the latest Austrailian action flick: The Mel Bourne Identity..

      • Frank Burns

        Cheers to you for spotting a banal pun. Jeers to you for not realizing the point of the joke is that Mel B is so ditzy she’d go around trying arouse interest in a food product based on a banal pun.

  4. Blech

    No one noticed what the window frame is doing… to.. the…

  5. Bionic_Crouton

    “We have to go. Corky here needs to be changed.”

  6. “Let’s get home, little man, so Mel can read you a story before you go to sleep…”

  7. “No, I’m the one Eddie put the baby in, not that tranny. No really. I swear. I’ll show you my ladyparts and everything! Where are you going?”

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