crypt keeper has stlyz wit a z
Damnit where is He-Man and that cat when you need them.
Is it normal to have 37 tendons holding your head on?
It is if you’re a 405 year old vampire.
I don’t know what bothers me more… the face, the neck, or the ugly pants that probably cost more than I earned last month.
The face. Definitely, the face.
It’s the face, man – but the pants thing comes in a very close second.
I take it this was just before her audition for AMCs “The Walking Dead”?
Now we know what happened to the Crypt Keeper.
My grandpas warned me about aliens taking human form.
Tendons are IN!
Dr. Zaius, lookin’ good.
If I was a weird cannibal murderer, I wouldn’t kill her because I bet she is all tough and gristly. So that’s one threat she doesn’t have to worry about. Oh and boners. She doesn’t have to worry about boners either.
Forgive her for looking so terrible. She broke all the mirrors in her house a looooong time ago.
Are there any theories floating around that Gianni Versace faked his murder 15 years ago and has been living as his sister ever since? Because I’m suddenly inspired to launch those rumors.
And he might be using her skin. Or a leather couch. Could be either.
Last scene of the Game of Thrones finale
Mick Jagger looks ridiculous as a blonde.
feel the powa of the dark ssside of the force….
Madonna’s DNA has escaped! Get a scrub team in there STAT!
And now you know what would happen if a blonde horse and Mick Jagger had a baby. Donatella! Ta da! Give her a sugar cube.
I would have the ability to destroy her but I keep getting Error 37 on my server.
You sure that isn’t Peanut? Get Jeff Dunham in here to verify…
Mickey Rourke is going to be on the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race?
If you pinch her lips, would her neck bullfrog?
No, but her tits would explode.
What THE FUCK is that?
A ninja turtle.
Take a good look, Lohan! This is you in about – wait. Never mind.
Damn, this “Scared straight” stuff never works!
Ah yes… what a classic beauty.
Nice to see that Aguilera has finally lost that baby weight.
She should pose for Playboy.
What the hell, no harm in planning early for Hallowe’en.
Don’t EVER post a picture of her again. We’re people you know… real people with real emotions… and sometimes things scare us…
Was she mummified with a glass pane smashed against her face?
You know it’s bad when your face looks like Tara Reid’s stomach.
I thought it was the white house crasher Journey groupie in the thumbnail
The Walking Dead meets Real Housewives.
You would think that a famous fashion house would be able to come up with a stylish bag to put over her head….
“Hello, beautiful people…has Janice Dickinson arrived yet?”
Madonna in 6 months.
I think they left the scaffolding in on that last face lift.
As a Prince of the blood, I would rather fuck the ninja turtle.
Mens fashion week indeed…..
And not enough fashion sense to wear a damn scarf
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Donatella Versace on the catwalk at the Versace show during Men's Fashion Week in Milan. (June 24, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN