Ed Westwick in Milan. (June 23, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Who me? Yea I am douche
“Oh…the end of the line is down this way?”
On what planet?
What a stupid fucking pose.
Looking exactly like Ricky Martin probably isn’t the best way to stop those rumors.
If you’re blue and you don’t know
where to go to why don’t you go
where fashion sits…
Puttin’ on the Ritz
And if you get this, you’re fucking old like me.
Nothing will ever top this. Nothing.
While I recognize the reference to the pop song, I don’t “get” this.
I thought he looked like Taco from the video. Kind of a douchey 1930s style queer fella.
Yeah, y’know, I had a feeling you were going for the Taco reference. Of course, he didn’t write the song, it was just a cover. And let’s face it—Taco’s not worth remembering.
…whatever, the taco version is fucking kick ass. always has been, always will be.
It’s a Young Frankenstein reference. Study the classics, you young pukes.
The line is, “What knockers!” So much for your ability to study.
The film was referenced. I knew it was a classic. I was a “c” student, but clearly you were not. So go to to the head of the class. Oh, and don’t forget to remind the teacher that she didn’t give us our homework assignments today.
“Puttin’ on the Ritz” is not a Young Frankenstein reference, though the song was sung by the monster in the movie–one of several versions of the song sung since its conception.
My high school prom’s theme song
“Frankly heterosexuality, I don’t give a damn.”
who is this douche-canoe?
So that’s what happened to the guy from Color Me Bad.
Is this a Mexican 7th grader?
“Five dollar BJays right around that corner.”
thats the face a dog makes when someone farts
Shouldn’t the Ninja Turtles be dancing behind him?
So the facial hair means he has transitioned from a “bottom” to a “top” ?
“Yeah, I paid top dollar for this invisible tie. Goes with everything.”
No, baby. NOT you.
He’s minding his Ps and Qs. Penises and queers?
Please, white Hammer, don’t hurt me.
Mais oui! Je suis un douchebag!
“Where, exactly, is the waiters’ entrance?”
Who’s bangin’ a dude tonight? This guy.
“…look at ma invisible gun. Lookit. PEW PEW!’
I fucking hate this guy with a passion. I’m a man, but I was willing to watch “Gossip Girl” because it has Michelle Trachtenberg in it. So I’m thinking, “It’s got Michelle, that’s an instant watch in my book. Add Blake Lively and Leighton Meester to that and it should be bearable just on the hotness factor alone.”
Then I saw this asshole. The sheer volume of douchebaggery he exudes was enough to counter any desire I had to stare at Michelle lustfully. Just the look on his fucking face was enough to turn me off completely.
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