superficial

  1. neo

    Who me? Yea I am douche

  2. Contusion

    “Oh…the end of the line is down this way?”

  3. FanGirl

    Hot :)

  4. Johnny P!

    What a stupid fucking pose.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Looking exactly like Ricky Martin probably isn’t the best way to stop those rumors.

  6. If you’re blue and you don’t know
    where to go to why don’t you go
    where fashion sits…
    Puttin’ on the Ritz

    And if you get this, you’re fucking old like me.

  7. navet

    Young Frankenstein?

  8. Colin

    “Frankly heterosexuality, I don’t give a damn.”

  9. neo_v

    who is this douche-canoe?

  10. Contusion

    Rico Smarmey

  11. So that’s what happened to the guy from Color Me Bad.

  12. Is this a Mexican 7th grader?

  13. AWOL

    “Five dollar BJays right around that corner.”

  14. mamamiasweetpeaches

    thats the face a dog makes when someone farts

  15. Stryfe

    Shouldn’t the Ninja Turtles be dancing behind him?

  16. Bonky

    So the facial hair means he has transitioned from a “bottom” to a “top” ?

  17. “Yeah, I paid top dollar for this invisible tie. Goes with everything.”

  18. Blech

    No, baby. NOT you.

  19. Ollie

    He’s minding his Ps and Qs. Penises and queers?

    I’m 6.

  20. chicagoan312

    Please, white Hammer, don’t hurt me.

  21. spartacus

    Mais oui! Je suis un douchebag!

  22. “Where, exactly, is the waiters’ entrance?”

  23. HollyK

    Who’s bangin’ a dude tonight? This guy.

  24. Pine Table Fever

    “…look at ma invisible gun. Lookit. PEW PEW!’

  25. I fucking hate this guy with a passion. I’m a man, but I was willing to watch “Gossip Girl” because it has Michelle Trachtenberg in it. So I’m thinking, “It’s got Michelle, that’s an instant watch in my book. Add Blake Lively and Leighton Meester to that and it should be bearable just on the hotness factor alone.”

    Then I saw this asshole. The sheer volume of douchebaggery he exudes was enough to counter any desire I had to stare at Michelle lustfully. Just the look on his fucking face was enough to turn me off completely.

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