Cameron Diaz in Los Angeles. (June 22, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
She’s probably thinking its been a long time since she got pumped
Kim Kardashian could give her pointers on handling those.
That gas nozzle was pointing straight up until she came along.
” *sigh* I miss Alex…”
as she got totally meta cameron sighed, “yes, my career too is out of gas.”
“Why don’t they put condoms on these things?”
Not even penicillin will fix that massive drip.
” I sucked on it , and it didn’t get any bigger , just like Derek!”
martha stewart needs to cheer up. after all, people still buy her crappy merchandise
Welp…there goes $10 right there.
why does she look like an old drunk lady ?
and where are her twelve cats??
Justin Timberlake: “Whoa, deja vu”
A well-placed cigarette butt could make that interesting.
New high tech dildo, you know where to put it & pump!
“Now which hole does this go into again?”
“This water tastes funny…”
These days Cameron has to pump a lot longer before the liquid comes out. And when it does, it comes much more weakly. Perhaps it would help if the object of her attention visualized Jessica Biel in a bikini.
“Let’s see if I remember this…put some weed into the hole here, then light a match and…”
Yes, it’s confusing for all of us sweetie. Just use it like your assistant did back when you could still afford an assistant.
Is that….Hair gel?
Some washed up sex symbols just want to watch the world burn…
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