The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.25.12
Reese Witherspoon at An Evening with Reese Witherspoon hosted by the Gene Siskel Film Center in Chicago. (June 23, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.25.12
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STUPID BITCH
The sort of cute girl from down at Orange Julius got knocked up.
Speaking of Gene Siskel, I see Roger Ebert is ailing as a result of surgeries that removed most of his lower jaw. Who could we get to donate some of theirs to help him out? Someone with excessive chin. Any ideas?
Thread ends here. LMAO
Doesn’t it hurt when you strap your little titties way up like that?
I don’t think they’re quite as small as normal, as she is on the nest. And frankly, I think she looks incredible.
Chin Chinnery, Chin Chinnery Chin, Chin Charoo! You chin with me and I’ll chin with you!
“… and of course, I’m just itCHIN to get this evening started…”
Hey Reese, can you open this can of Hawaiian Punch for me?
An Evening with Reese Witherspoon recommends the first three rows duck when Reese looks in your direction.
It’s like that evening with Reese you pictured in her head–only instead of marathon sex with a 20-something Reese, you get to listen to the vacuous ramblings of a 36-year-old Reese for 2 hours.
I was thinking the same thing.
Finally; now she has a body part that protrudes further than her chin!