Woman: “We’ve got some lovely cakes for you, and I’ve sampled ’em all to make sure they’re safe!”
Charles: ***cough! (fat commoner) cough!***
Army lads: “Haw! Haw! Haw!”
Meanwhile, in Germany, there’s a collective thought bubble: “How the fuck did we lose TWO wars to those pansies?”
No one can defeat the Armed Forces of the Crown Royal Cupcake Squad!
Ah! Benny Hill in drag, always a laugh riot!
And then I blow on the foam ball and, voila, it comes out of my pocket! Take that David Blaine!
After its fingers finally exploded, an embarrassed Prince Charles quickly hid the remainder of his left hand in his jacket pocket.
The RAF’s just making a show of itself now
“I often fart in the Rolls, and lock the windows while I don a gas mask!!!!!”
This is all that English Royalty really does. Its like the Kardashians, but with a much longer lineage.
When did Casey Affleck join the British army?
I say, that fart smelt had a whiff of black pudding.
In every photo, there’s a fat chick whose chins say it all.
“he he he, I killed Diana and all I got were these cupcakes.”
“Oh my! the peasants ARE revolting!”
“The big ones do smell something awful… Off with MY head”
“This silly twat asked if I’d like some spotted dick and I told her ‘it’s a little too late for that’…Hahahahaha…”
“But Your Royal Highness, what exactly IS a short-arm inspection…???”
…and then I gave Dianna the shocker!
And so this child, this little boy comes up to me and calls me “Charlie.” Everyone laughed and laughed. What a cute kid. And then I had him thrown in the Tower for insubordination, of course.
Is this Prince Charles’ cameo in the Ricky Gervais version of The Klumps?
Damn, I hate to admit it but the Yank miltary always look double hard when they get papped. Whereas Wild Geese there look like they just second place in the Hastings Traditional Jack-in-the-Green Morris Dancing Festival.
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