Looks like he just signed up for the Gay Frisbee Toss (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
Answering the question, “Would any of you twinks like to play frisbee?”
“Elijah, it has been suggested that you and Tobey Maguire should team up in a buddy movie, what do you think of that idea?”
(slowly moves frisbee down to cover his excitement at the prospect)
All that Harry Potter money and he’s just cruising around getting free shit. Sad.
I bet he set off the hipster detector at the airport before he even got out of the car.
Oh to be so suave.
He’s got it made in the shade.
Creepy is just a word. But he makes it come alive.
Heading over to the hemp clothing tent, to join in a game of macrame hackysack.
Somebody’s got a new shirt at Baby Gap!
Go On! Fetch Willford! Fetch!
He buys his clothes exclusively at Hipster Doofus. It has no sign, no doors and changes locations every 30 minutes.
“I know, it smells delightful doesn’t it? It’s not everyday you get to play ultimate with someone who has a frisbee sachet.”
Would the world end if he, Tobey Maguire & Daniel Radcliffe made a buddies movie together?
Elijah Wood makes Tobey Maguire and Daniel Radcliff look like John Wayne and Clint Eastwood. Jeezus, what a fucking twink!
I guess they let him keep his Sin City glasses.
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