superficial

  1. No matter how famous you were before, you always start your career in the Russian Mafia at the bottom.

  2. Bond. Lames Bond.

  3. Hank E. Ring

    Queue Benny Hill music.

  4. EricLR

    I’m pretty sure he’s intentionally baiting us at this point.

  5. Later he chased a bear on bicycle, and then he and 15 of his friends climbed out of a VW Bug.

  6. There’s an “in Soviet Russia” joke here somewhere.

  7. Dude! Dude! Your fez blew off! One of the other guys might run it over!

  8. That is one of the best impressions of the French army, circa 1940, that I have ever seen.

  9. ruckus

    This is how we defeated the Decepticons.

  10. tlmck

    The taxes may be lower in Russia, but the scooters were bigger in France.

  11. Laredo

    Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot

  12. Where did he get that bike , Toys R Uski?

  13. vern troyer says “lol”.

  14. What a country.

  15. There is going to be one upset teenage girl when she finishes shopping at Old Navy and finds out Gerard Depardieu stole her moped.

  16. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    “Gentlemen, had I been in charge of the retreat of 1812, I’d have fled Moscow not on any namby pampy horse but in style!”

  17. He sure got knocked down a peg or two on the scooter ladder.

  18. I miss Chris Farley

  19. …they finally got that bear shaved and in a suit.

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