No matter how famous you were before, you always start your career in the Russian Mafia at the bottom.
Don’t knock it…on a straightaway that scooter will do a good 8 miles an hour.
Bond. Lames Bond.
Queue Benny Hill music.
I’m pretty sure he’s intentionally baiting us at this point.
Later he chased a bear on bicycle, and then he and 15 of his friends climbed out of a VW Bug.
There’s an “in Soviet Russia” joke here somewhere.
Dude! Dude! Your fez blew off! One of the other guys might run it over!
That is one of the best impressions of the French army, circa 1940, that I have ever seen.
This is how we defeated the Decepticons.
The taxes may be lower in Russia, but the scooters were bigger in France.
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot
Where did he get that bike , Toys R Uski?
vern troyer says “lol”.
What a country.
There is going to be one upset teenage girl when she finishes shopping at Old Navy and finds out Gerard Depardieu stole her moped.
“Gentlemen, had I been in charge of the retreat of 1812, I’d have fled Moscow not on any namby pampy horse but in style!”
He sure got knocked down a peg or two on the scooter ladder.
I miss Chris Farley
…they finally got that bear shaved and in a suit.
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