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  1. rican

    I always forget the name of that muppet.

  2. Nonnie Moose

    That is just screaming to be headshot before it bites someone.

  3. I think this is the lady that advises you that, if you are a smoker, it would be a good idea to make a video of yourself talking in your current voice, reading a children’s book to your as-of-yet unborn grandchildren, so they can hear what you sound like without that cancer machine embedded in your throat.

  4. caley

    The declining years of Sy Snootles.

  5. catapostrophe

    When did Mick Jagger go blond?

  6. I don’t think of her as ugly. “Ugly” connotes to me that the person was just born that way, or becomes unattractive via aging or other life events. For people like her, I reserve the word “grotesque”, which to me means an active desire to look that way *and* think they look good.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      I think of it this way: she made ugly choices which resulted in grotesque procedures that butchered her natural looks, leaving her looking revolting.

  7. I think you need magic weapons to kill it.

  8. Lifetime Achievement Award – Halloween

  9. Poor dude in the back’s got the Thousand-Yard Stare.

  10. That guy in the back expression says it all. He will never be the same again.

  11. She looks like the human version of the Piranha Plants in Super Mario Bros.

  12. Eric Shun

    Steven Tyler is going tranny too, who’d a thought it?

  13. Do they not have Invisalign in Milan?

  14. “E.T. phone home…E.T. phone HOME!”

  15. Photographic evidence, but the question still remains. Pluto is a dog, but what the fuck is Goofy?

  16. i see Val Kilmer lost some weight…

  17. I wonder if “makes children cry” is how she described the look she wanted to the surgeon?

  18. Wasn’t she just chasing me in Temple Run?

  19. DEFYANT

    If she sneezed she would bite a hole in her chest.
    She sould suck the chrome off of a bumper.
    She looks like Ms. Pac man in real life.

  20. tlmck

    So it appears the Zombie Apocalypse did happend and we missed one.

  21. Steven Tyler had sex with a lot of women back in the day, and apparently at least one rabbit.

  22. Even Gollum went Hollywood.

  23. The buss boy looks like he saw a ghost.

  24. Eejut

    This way Miss Stodden

  25. She bought that amulet from an old gypsy to keep her youth and beauty forever.

    Gypsies are assholes.

  26. Zombies are real.

  27. Make those lips a little bigger and she could be a floatation device.

  28. Maybe she’s got a great personality…or something.

  29. EricLR

    Still think plastic surgery is cool, kids?

  30. On the bright side, after looking at her picture, I won’t need to continue my laxative regimen.

  31. If she looks this bad WITH makeup…holy shit… what does she look like without it?

  32. Andie

    Is that even human?

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