1. Nonnie Moose

    Pope Francis meets 350 children… The Pedobear jokes just write themselves.

  2. Pope Francis shoving 350 children at the Vatican Railway Station aboard a secret locomotive destined straight for a tunnel below St. Peter’s.

  3. caley

    “This is the last time you drive your stupid Ferrari down my street, Bieber!”

  4. The Pope
    350 children
    …ahh wait, there’s a joke here somewhere

  5. All aboard to Hogwarts!

  6. Some Crass Dude

    Have this one delivered to my room, and send the others back to the Papal Harem until next week.

  7. The Pope’s Hairy Potter Rape Party went off without a hitch.

  8. Little Tongue

    Kiddy porn convention?

  9. EricLR

    And now for the ceremonial choking of the children…as is the tradition.

  10. “Snitches get stitches, kid.”

  11. Bring this one the Jesus juice.

  12. Choking a 13 year old is the only way he can get an erection anymore.

  13. babychunks

    ” you are a little tall but you have the ears of an 8 year old! let the boy through!”

  14. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    This Pope is willing to show up and offer condolences to the nice Itlaian Jewish children before they’re hauled off to Auschwitz. And there are those who have the temerity to assert the Church is stuck in it’s ways. Pfft, the Church knows this aint the ’40s any more, baby!

  15. “No, no, my son. You can’t reach inside my robe from the neck hole. You have to start down by my feet and work your way up.”

  16. “Your right side is your best side. Make sure you show it when I switch on the camera.
    And arch!”

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