1. caley

    Shirt should read “Eat fast, cuz it won’t last…if you invite Xtina to dinner at your house.” but there wasn’t enough room.

  2. That shirt should read: “Live Fast, Because I Used to be Skinny, Now I’m a Fat Fuck”

  3. Her body will last a long time — silicone doesn’t degrade well.

  4. Is he responsible for her recent return to hotness? If so, you have a my eternal gratitude. Now you have to make sure she never gets fat again.

  5. Hi Yo!

    Matthew Rutler and Christina Aguilera going for EXLAX. (June 22, 2013)

  6. johnny p!

    She’s so wee!
    (I mean her height…)

  7. She is starting to break out of her skinny jeans or as the average person calls them…jeans.

  8. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    She obv. has a certain type, cause he’s almost her exe’s doppleganger.

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