1. Schadenfreude

    Hi Mrs. Roper!

  2. Illegally blonde.

  3. Well, at least Stifler doesn’t have to worry about all of his friends wanting to bang his mom anymore.

  4. Bye bye Ms. American Pie.

  5. After she broke through the gate and killed a bunch of natives, Carl Denham was able to tranquilize the beast, bring her back to New York where he set up a live Broadway show, presenting Ms. Coolidge to an unbelieving public. Unfortunately, flashes from photographers frightened Ms. Coolidge, she broke free from her chains, grabbed Ann, climbed the Empire State Building, and was eventually killed by fighter planes.

  6. johnny p!

    The ‘Walk Of Shame’ generally doesn’t refer to walking away from your career, but she puts a new twist on it.

  7. The original MILF has left the building.

  8. How many pictures are you going to post of Britney Spears today?

  9. So that’s what happened to the Mark I chest piece.

  10. I thought she choked to death on a ham sandwich when she was with The Mommas and The Poppas?

  11. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    There but for the grace of God goes Tan Mom.

  12. I’d love to get a gander of those rockin’ titties in the buff!

  13. …something something brett butler something something…

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