No one makes me bleed my own blood!
And then Li’l Hitler on his shoulder said, “Seriously dude, keep the moustache.”
He looks like Jason Sudekis in disguise trying to hide from Olivia and score some strange.
He fell to the Dork Side.
Did he just land his mustache?
He had better be playing Doc Holiday in a movie or play, otherwise his publicist is going to be pissed.
Mexicans are still furious a Scotsman got the lead in ‘Dirty Sanchez: The Movie’.
“Well, if this Wyatt Earp role doesn’t pan out, there’s always money in the banana stand.”
my straw reaches acroooooooss the room!
“I’m your huckleberry!”
He already had the johnson, now he has the ‘stache. The ultimate porn actor has risen.
That nose is betraying some serious recent drinking sessions.
And leaving the jetway now is Ewan who helped stabilize the plane with his mustache.
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