1. Nonnie Moose

    Sweet Jesus, it’s even worse than “Wild, Wild West!”

  2. Why the tear? Is somebody littering?

  3. “HI YO SHILVER! AWAYYYY!”
    *crashes into guardrail*

  4. “I have to be *how* tall? DAMMIT!”

  5. Verne saw the cannon and new he was not merely invited to the festivities but he was actually part of them…

  6. He was amaizing in Game of Highchairs.

  7. Batu Khan

    Shit, you’re right! They do scream louder if I try to run them over.

  8. johnny p!

    ‘Hmmm… maybe if I send Mike Myers another email – this time not written in ALL CAPS – he’ll answer… I don’t want to sound desperate or anything. Maybe a goofy emoticon? Yeah, he’ll answer this time!’

  9. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Mini-Me just realised they didn’t pay the ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

  10. “My thumbs are almost as fucked up as Megan Fox’s.”

  11. “I wanted the role of Tyrion Lannister!”

  12. Hugh Jazz

    “Times are tough. Rolls are scarce. I’m literally half the man I used to be.”
    “So you’re 1/4th of a man.”
    “…what?”
    “…nothing.”

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