Sweet Jesus, it’s even worse than “Wild, Wild West!”
Why the tear? Is somebody littering?
Verne was sad, finding out his part of one of the silver bullets was cut from the movie.
“HI YO SHILVER! AWAYYYY!”
*crashes into guardrail*
“I have to be *how* tall? DAMMIT!”
Verne saw the cannon and new he was not merely invited to the festivities but he was actually part of them…
He was amaizing in Game of Highchairs.
Shit, you’re right! They do scream louder if I try to run them over.
‘Hmmm… maybe if I send Mike Myers another email – this time not written in ALL CAPS – he’ll answer… I don’t want to sound desperate or anything. Maybe a goofy emoticon? Yeah, he’ll answer this time!’
Mini-Me just realised they didn’t pay the ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
“My thumbs are almost as fucked up as Megan Fox’s.”
“I wanted the role of Tyrion Lannister!”
“Times are tough. Rolls are scarce. I’m literally half the man I used to be.”
“So you’re 1/4th of a man.”
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Verne Troyer at the premiere of 'The Lone Ranger' at Disney California Adventure Park in Anaheim, CA. (June 22, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN