I’ve never seen a condom wear a hole on the front pocket of a shirt before.
You’re being awfully generous thinking he uses a condom that big.
That is where his wife sets her drink while he impregnated her with another hell spawn.
Actually, Seal left his condoms
the last time he visited Scott’s wife.
Or when he visited Scott
The ring is from his old lady’s diaphragm.
Finally decided to come out? Good for him.
Looks like someone’s breath smells like wet ‘dog’.
Keenan Ivory Wayans is looking very shiny these days.
So, his last name really is pronounced DICK
“Dude, Only Wanna Be With You was my jam! And you do country music now?”
“I’m not Darius Rucker, you drunken idiot.”
Wanna smell Kardashian pussy?
“I heard your TV family likes to blow black men!”
*Wooosh* “Consider yourself blown!”
“Look, I need to convince people that I’m not racist or homophobic… Its like two birds with one stone.”
Looks like Forest Whitaker’s right eye caught up with his left. That’s a shame.
“OK, let’s try it one more, but this time, more tongue.”
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Scott Disick at 1OAK Nightclub in Southampton, NY. (June 22, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News