Ham N’ Eggs?
Smelly-N- Out O Breathe
They make me want to shoop my pants.
No. Let’s not talk about sex.
No grandma I don’t want to hear you sing “Let’s talk about sex”.
Girls what’s my weakness? Osteoporosis!
Who’s the guy on stage with the “bitch better have my money” look on his face?
You know there’s always a black guy saying it all with his eyes…….
Push it…push it real good. The dessert cart that is…right the fuck over to our table goddammit!
Oh. My. Fucking. Gawd.
There’s always just a little too much Pepa.
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