1. Keno

    “Whass a matta me? Whass a matta you! Fuggedaboutit!!”
    -Pope Francis to the Mafia

  2. JimBB

    Don Corleone!

  3. “Pope Francis, the mafia is willing to offer you 50 young boys if you’ll change your mind!”

  4. All it takes to be seen as the greatest pope in generations is to be slightly less shitty than the others. actually, that is literally all it takes.

  5. Vlad

    Do not drink any tea they give you.

  6. “Heyyy…look at all of the wops standing out on the lawn.”

  7. “Table for four !”

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