Reese Witherspoon in Santa Monica. (June 19, 2011)
oh Jack Nicholson went blonde?
“Wait ’til they get a load a me.”
“Honey, you’ll never believe what happened to me today.”
It’s like if Red Skull were pasty and female.
“Increase blood flow to the chin! By all possible means!” came the order from Reese’s brainstem.
Holding in a fart.
Where do they get these wonderful chins?
“And the award for “Biggest Forehead Vein” goes to….Reece Witherspoon!”
Denise Richards has one working that rivals this.
Doing her best Jack Nicholson impression. With extra chin.
So, if someone pours water on her she will replicate? oh dear god….
That’s the face of dire constipation.
Isn’t it a felony to threaten another person with a sharp object?
Deepest blue…my chin is like a shark fin….
A miserable attempt at being as frightening as January Jones.
Reese Witherspoon doesn’t bite her nails. She chisels them with her chin.
Is she aggressively brandishing her own wedding ring?
The chin looks a little less intimidating, you sure this is her?
I got nothin’. I’d hit it.
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