superficial

  1. “There’s a party in my anus and everyone’s invited!”

  2. I guess she believes in cutting down costs.
    I am pretty sure this “event” was followed by a filming of her next video: All holes plugged

  3. Who’s the sexy celebrity that was celebrating a birthday?

  4. on the set of her new movie?

  5. “I’m not a pornstar. Let’s get naked and have a gangbang, film it and sell it, but remember, I’m not a pornstar”

  6. snugglevision

    “Even I’m going to get a turn with this horsey ho”. – Nerd in the far back right.

  7. karen

    “I had to do it…for my daughter.”

  8. Dox

    “So Sexy Celebrity Birthday”?
    Who was the celebrity?

  9. JimBB

    “I’ll pretend you guys aren’t gay if you’ll pretend I’m beautiful.”

  10. See, I don’t understand this. I know a lot of women love to have naked or half naked men dance around and gyrate on them, but disembodied penis just doesn’t appeal to me. I don’t care what a guy’s body or trouser snake looks like if he may be thick as molasses. If I know nothing of your personality or intelligence, you may as well be a dancing chicken leg.

    I really wonder if I’m just fundamentally broken sometimes.

    • C’mon, have you read some of the shit in these comments? We’re all broken. As an aside, dancing chicken wings would be hot.

    • Johnny Barbells

      wait… you wonder if you’re broken because you’re not into anonymous dick and prefer to actually get to know and like a guy before fucking him???

      yeah, you definitely need to get off this site and spend a portion of your day with decent people… we’ve warped you…

      (PS: don’t ever change)

  11. Bukkake party, whoot!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Where’s Chris Farley when you need him?

  13. Might just find friction after all

  14. meeps!

    [sad]

  15. ksmack

    Anxiously announcing another anal aerobatics, an annual adroit acclamation of ass-hat accuracy, arching areolas of silicone accessory, and accentuated armatures of labia.

  16. Starkswillwin

    No one has noticed the TP on the strippers shoe?

  17. She just spun the “wheel of fun” and it landed…oh darn, it landed on “ass to mouth”. hah, just kidding, it’s all ass to mouth.

  18. It was only a matter of time before she did a gangbang. Tell me where I can download it and I’ll fap to it.

  19. Odbarc

    The new reality show, “16 and AIDS”
    16 being how many men she infected.

  20. Her birthday wish was to have four shirtless gay guys dance around , shout insults and tease her hair?

  21. Farrah at her weekly “deep conditioning” treatment.

  22. I’ll bet none of you even noticed the black person in the background….hahaha

  23. I can hardly wait. This is going to be a great movie!

  24. brycet

    The fact that SHE is a celebrity is really….REALLY….asinine.

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