1. Kojak

    “Where is my ass?”

  2. “See, I don’t even have to jump to dunk the ball, just like Yao Ming”

  3. Still reaching for low hanging fruit, eh Taylor?

  4. Flatliner

    Her ‘style’ is really starting to get old, pun intended.

  5. Quinn S

    it’s the typical flat a** white woman

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    She looks like the most boring person in the world. I’d rather hang out with French Montana and Khloe while trying to avoid being shot or eaten that night.

  7. Taylor needs to be swift about getting some ass.

  8. JimBB

    That reminds me, I need to pick up some lumber for my deck on the way home tonight.

  9. “And then I asked, ‘Jake, am I doing this right?’ Complete silence. He’d left my apartment, like, 20 minutes earlier. Anyways, here’s my brand-new song, ‘Technically, Still A Virgin’.”

  10. As the audience stares at its flatness in silence, it begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th.

  11. bob

    lol, yikes

  12. PassingTrue

    Who’s the blond capitalist? I am!

  13. If that ass was any flatter, it’d curve inward.

  14. Janet Charlton

    She is too promiscuous to be idolized by young women

  15. Johnny Barbells

    …where are all the comments about how perfect, amazing, and hot she is??? i can’t keep up with you flip-floppers…

  16. Every time i read these rude comments, it reminds me of the little grade school boys who liked a girl, but rather than tell them they would pull her hair and knock her down, thinking that was the way to get them to like them back.

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