Taylor Swift performing in Shanghai. (May 20, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Where is my ass?”
She could probably buy a knock off counterfeit ass in Shanghai.
“See, I don’t even have to jump to dunk the ball, just like Yao Ming”
Still reaching for low hanging fruit, eh Taylor?
Her ‘style’ is really starting to get old, pun intended.
it’s the typical flat a** white woman
It’s 2014, how can you even tell she’s white? We colorblind now, nikka.
She looks like the most boring person in the world. I’d rather hang out with French Montana and Khloe while trying to avoid being shot or eaten that night.
Taylor needs to be swift about getting some ass.
That reminds me, I need to pick up some lumber for my deck on the way home tonight.
“And then I asked, ‘Jake, am I doing this right?’ Complete silence. He’d left my apartment, like, 20 minutes earlier. Anyways, here’s my brand-new song, ‘Technically, Still A Virgin’.”
As the audience stares at its flatness in silence, it begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th.
Who’s the blond capitalist? I am!
If that ass was any flatter, it’d curve inward.
She is too promiscuous to be idolized by young women
…where are all the comments about how perfect, amazing, and hot she is??? i can’t keep up with you flip-floppers…
Every time i read these rude comments, it reminds me of the little grade school boys who liked a girl, but rather than tell them they would pull her hair and knock her down, thinking that was the way to get them to like them back.
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