superficial

  1. “Wait, we’re married?”
    “That’s right, sweetie.”

  2. “Only 3,562 more public displays together and I’m a free man…”

  3. They sure look happy together.

  4. In Hollywood time, the honey-moon period lasts about a week. Five seconds if your last name is Kardashian.

  5. Flatliner

    I’m pretty sure one of them is not going to ask and the other is already prepared to say not now, I have a headache.

  6. buzz

    Never knew implants started to sag when you don’t wear a bra.

  7. JimBB

    Are they on their way to buy some decent clothes?

  8. fred

    Synchronized douche-ing. Brazil 2016.

  9. I wonder what she let him order at Starbucks?

  10. Jack Ace

    Frumpy and Dumpy.

  11. Uh oh, I know that face. Somebody knows he’s going to Ikea.

  12. Rex Reed

    She cut her hair, now he will dump her.

  13. She just gave up.

  14. “Ryan. I love spending time with you.”
    “When does your show go back on the air?”

  15. Johnny Barbells

    …he’s the january jones of husbands.

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