1. I’d like to imagine he can mentally control his penis and point it at random strangers while muttering “Pew pew!!”

  2. So this was the night Michelle Rodriguez became straight again?

  3. He’s just noticed the previous photo.

  4. Flatliner

    That bald guy looks like he can feel the ovaries growing.

  5. I do believe we have a winner here.

  6. Looks like the firehouse is getting a new pole.

  7. JimBB

    “You, bald man! I smelled women here. Where are they?”

  8. Months later, Bald Guy still couldn’t figure out how and when he got pregnant.

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