Tobey, we get it. You went down on a really hairy guy. No need to be smug about it.
Your move Jared Leto.
Hoping to land the lead in the made-for-cable “Rags to Riches to Rags: The Edward Furlong Story.”
damn you, i wanted to do an Edward Furlong joke.
So the hair does keep growing after your career is dead
Eww. He’s even more emo than emo-spider man…
I wish my lawn was this emo, at least then it would cut itself.
It’s like he watched that scene in Spider Man 3 where he walks around like a douche and does that stupid dance in the street and thought to himself “Hey, I should be more like that in real life!”
For those that don’t know/remember what I’m talking about:
Those moves…I believe he’s given me the vapors…
This version of The Terminator, John Connor is a couple years older and has gone undercover as a douchebag hipster.
Does this jerk now think he’s Shia LaPoof?
The life of a super-rich movie star living in Malibu and being one of DiCaprio’s best friends must be SO hard…
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