1. DeucePickle

    “Yeah, trust me, oysters don’t do shit, shrimp is where it’s at”!

  2. “So you were really here the day the hotel opened Warren?”

  3. Rico Jones

    “The shrimp juice wasn’t from my lunch it was from Olivia Munn’s pussy” – Brett Ratner

  4. Jill

    The greatest compliment I can pay to the journalistic abilities of the superficial is that I cannot look at a photo of Brett Ratner wihtout immediately thinking “cocktail sauce”.

  5. ADamnShame

    Trust me man, just keep your right side to the wall and no one will notice you’ve had a stroke.

  6. “Beatty, would you please tell your screwball sister to quit haunting me?”

  7. cc

    Be like me, Brett, spend your formative years getting all the poon you can handle, then marry an old broad and settle down.

  8. Bigalkie

    What a tacky little midget

  9. El Jefe

    I lure them in with shrimp and cocktail sauce, what do you use Warren?

  10. Two things that Brett Ratner doesn’t own:

    1. A suit that fits
    2. A mirror.

  11. Swearin

    Maybe he’s just trying to get the man’s blessing for a Bonnie & Clyde remake featuring Jackie Chan

  12. Have you seen the Cocktail sauce, I’m meeting someone later

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