Kelly Clarkson at the 2012 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. (June 17, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Wow, had to look at that a few times to understand why she looked so skinny.
HA! This is exactly like one of those bikini t-shirts!
That’s a HUGE bitch!
The Ultimate Warrior is usually running full speed, not just calmly walking out.
No, no… ships, DARPA. It’s ships we’re trying to hide.
Is she wearing this for her audition for She-Ra: The Movie? Someone should tell Kelly that She-Ra was not He-Man in drag.
It’s a “Look at my crotch” dress. Very amusing.
NFL Draft first round pick, Linebacker Clarkson.
That dress had to be designed by David Copperfield.
You know it’s game over when you have to wear fishnet sleeves to keep the arm fat from flopping around.
This dress just screams “I’m comfortable with my weight!” Don’t you agree, Kelly?
I wonder who at Stanford she hired to create that dress. It is using every single trick and angle there is to hide her fat. Nobel prize work.
“I originally came here to sing, but now I’ve decided to come out there and kick some asses!”
She can sing better than my fire hydrant, I’ll give her that.
Nive try, but you just can’t hide lard.
so she didn’t actually lose the weight that she publicly claimed to have lost in order to keep her boyfriends attention? she just started wearing optical illusion dresses?
If she just had a baby I’d say OK. But she didn’t.
Whoever made that dress should get an emmy for best costume design.
Either that of best special effects.
Is it one of those magic eye things? I had to look at it from across the room, upside down, with one eye shut and in mirror image. Unfortunately, the conclusion is she’s still fat…
I love that Hillary Cintonesque figure.
I thought she just lost a bunch of weight? Either way, she needs to fire her stylist. That’s the worst dress she could possibly put on.
Unlike Kim Kardashian, Kelly wishes that microphone was a ice cream cone!
She looks pretty sexy here.
You know, I really get the idea of these dresses, where they make fat people appear smaller, but the arms is a dead give-away that you are fat or deformed!!! Maybe they should have glued some of that dark fabric to the side of her arms for the complete “fat camouflage!”
Intent: have a slimming, narrowing effect on the hips and waist.
Effect: looks like a balloon pig wearing a tight-laced corset – all the excess air is squeezed out to the arms, calves, and head.
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