Wow, had to look at that a few times to understand why she looked so skinny.
HA! This is exactly like one of those bikini t-shirts!
That’s a HUGE bitch!
The Ultimate Warrior is usually running full speed, not just calmly walking out.
No, no… ships, DARPA. It’s ships we’re trying to hide.
Is she wearing this for her audition for She-Ra: The Movie? Someone should tell Kelly that She-Ra was not He-Man in drag.
It’s a “Look at my crotch” dress. Very amusing.
NFL Draft first round pick, Linebacker Clarkson.
That dress had to be designed by David Copperfield.
You know it’s game over when you have to wear fishnet sleeves to keep the arm fat from flopping around.
This dress just screams “I’m comfortable with my weight!” Don’t you agree, Kelly?
I wonder who at Stanford she hired to create that dress. It is using every single trick and angle there is to hide her fat. Nobel prize work.
“I originally came here to sing, but now I’ve decided to come out there and kick some asses!”
She can sing better than my fire hydrant, I’ll give her that.
Nive try, but you just can’t hide lard.
so she didn’t actually lose the weight that she publicly claimed to have lost in order to keep her boyfriends attention? she just started wearing optical illusion dresses?
If she just had a baby I’d say OK. But she didn’t.
Whoever made that dress should get an emmy for best costume design.
Either that of best special effects.
Is it one of those magic eye things? I had to look at it from across the room, upside down, with one eye shut and in mirror image. Unfortunately, the conclusion is she’s still fat…
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