superficial

  1. Hank E. Ring

    Wow, had to look at that a few times to understand why she looked so skinny.

  2. Jill Ess

    HA! This is exactly like one of those bikini t-shirts!

  3. That’s a HUGE bitch!

  4. DeucePickle

    The Ultimate Warrior is usually running full speed, not just calmly walking out.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    No, no… ships, DARPA. It’s ships we’re trying to hide.

  6. Is she wearing this for her audition for She-Ra: The Movie? Someone should tell Kelly that She-Ra was not He-Man in drag.

  7. Cock Dr

    It’s a “Look at my crotch” dress. Very amusing.

  8. CrackerZack

    NFL Draft first round pick, Linebacker Clarkson.

  9. The Pope

    That dress had to be designed by David Copperfield.

  10. techman

    You know it’s game over when you have to wear fishnet sleeves to keep the arm fat from flopping around.

  11. Bob

    This dress just screams “I’m comfortable with my weight!” Don’t you agree, Kelly?

  12. El Jefe

    I wonder who at Stanford she hired to create that dress. It is using every single trick and angle there is to hide her fat. Nobel prize work.

  13. “I originally came here to sing, but now I’ve decided to come out there and kick some asses!”

  14. She can sing better than my fire hydrant, I’ll give her that.

  15. tlmck

    Nive try, but you just can’t hide lard.

  16. jeffiner

    so she didn’t actually lose the weight that she publicly claimed to have lost in order to keep her boyfriends attention? she just started wearing optical illusion dresses?

  17. Nix

    If she just had a baby I’d say OK. But she didn’t.

  18. spartacus

    LINEBACKER!

  19. SSHGuru

    Whoever made that dress should get an emmy for best costume design.

    Either that of best special effects.

  20. Is it one of those magic eye things? I had to look at it from across the room, upside down, with one eye shut and in mirror image. Unfortunately, the conclusion is she’s still fat…

  21. cc

    I love that Hillary Cintonesque figure.

  22. YoMamma

    I thought she just lost a bunch of weight? Either way, she needs to fire her stylist. That’s the worst dress she could possibly put on.

  23. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Unlike Kim Kardashian, Kelly wishes that microphone was a ice cream cone!

  24. She looks pretty sexy here.

  25. Crissy

    You know, I really get the idea of these dresses, where they make fat people appear smaller, but the arms is a dead give-away that you are fat or deformed!!! Maybe they should have glued some of that dark fabric to the side of her arms for the complete “fat camouflage!”

  26. Intent: have a slimming, narrowing effect on the hips and waist.
    Effect: looks like a balloon pig wearing a tight-laced corset – all the excess air is squeezed out to the arms, calves, and head.

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