Hey that ice cream cone is the wrong color. (Just wanted to beat you nimrods to it since it was obviously forthcoming).

Which has more fat in it?

Moooooo!!!!

Has no idea what to do with a white ice cream cone.
If that were chocolate, it would already be in her mouth.

Every body double has it’s tell…

This is the first time Kim has licked anything white.

Mooo muthatfucka Mooooo!

MOO

A big, brown and orange plastic MOO cow. MOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOoooo

That’s cannibalism. Or something.

“Hmm, I don’t anywhere for us to kneel down Kim, do you?”

One taste of ice cream away from that outfit explodes, sending buttons into the crowd like shrapnel. It’s Claymore couture.

I can not believe the ranch-hand let her leave the pasture. And in a dress that’s two sizes too small!

she’s mad because they didn’t have the chocolate flavor

mmmmooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Some poor boy scout is missing his pup tent.

so fat.

I saw a few minutes of the Kardashians being interviewed by Oprah, and Kim’s lips were so full of collagen (or whatever) she looked like she was chewing a couple of inner tubes. Or maybe she’s finally turning Negro by injection…???

If she dies in a fire, her ass is going to burn for a month straight.

Boob pockets?

MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Commentgasm.

That’ll go straight to her hips.

She can only glare at the crowd knowing millions of comments will be made when she shoves the whole thing down her gullet.

Are those pockets or secret trapdoors for easy access?