it looks like twins to me. as this is the first time i have seen the father more pregnant than the mother.

whoever smelt it dealt it

He just got a glimpse of her thumb.

What’s wrong with her thighs?

You’re right, Brian. A “79″ is like 69 with all ten fingers, but you can’t do it solo.

I didn’t realize that he was so ugly, lol. And she’s just a bunch of painful-looking cheek implants who can’t express any emotion anymore on her face. Too fucking Botoxy.

I’d be pissed, too.

Are they finally going to the clinic?

God, between his roid face and her botox face, this kid should consider itself lucky if it looks like Taterhead Willis when it’s born.

I like her…and I’ll bet getting her pregnant was as much fun as human beings should be allowed to have.

Not too pregnant to wash my car.

This douchebag has knocked up two of the hottest women in Hollywood, what the fuck?

Still not dead yet, you cunt?

Geez, an abortion is that expensive? This country needs universal coverage.

Coincidentally, ’79′ is the year he’s still trying to convince her he was born.

The tattoos tell you that he’s tough.