1. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    it looks like twins to me. as this is the first time i have seen the father more pregnant than the mother.

  2. justin

    whoever smelt it dealt it

  3. He just got a glimpse of her thumb.

  4. Meh

    What’s wrong with her thighs?

  5. I'mCool

    You’re right, Brian. A “79″ is like 69 with all ten fingers, but you can’t do it solo.

  6. Stewart Hoarsley

    I didn’t realize that he was so ugly, lol. And she’s just a bunch of painful-looking cheek implants who can’t express any emotion anymore on her face. Too fucking Botoxy.

  7. CK

    I’d be pissed, too.

  8. kimmykimkim

    Are they finally going to the clinic?

  9. jerseygirl71

    God, between his roid face and her botox face, this kid should consider itself lucky if it looks like Taterhead Willis when it’s born.

  10. I like her…and I’ll bet getting her pregnant was as much fun as human beings should be allowed to have.

  11. oldfool

    Not too pregnant to wash my car.

  12. El Jefe

    This douchebag has knocked up two of the hottest women in Hollywood, what the fuck?

  13. Jay

    Still not dead yet, you cunt?

  14. cc

    Geez, an abortion is that expensive? This country needs universal coverage.

  15. journalschism

    Coincidentally, ’79′ is the year he’s still trying to convince her he was born.

  16. EricLr

    The tattoos tell you that he’s tough.

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