Moments before Neo bursts out of her after realizing the full potential of being The One.
I didn’t realize visiting hours at the nursing home would be this crowded.
…I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Ahh… arms like branches… Cunt Tree Singer. Okaay.
Europe is so crowded they’ve resorted to using vertical gurneys.
I thought the aliens burst out of the chest, not the bicep…
A-Rod’s pants just moved.
Trying to hide from dose hobbitses, Smeagol thought the hair, glasses, and hat worked, but he forgot to wear sleeves.
Desiccation sucks, eh Madonkey?
Show us your tit!
Jlo’s ex.. Skeletor..
All her money, all the piles and piles and piles of her money, won’t stop her getting old. She can’t buy anything to prevent her skin wrinkling, her bedroom smelling like pee and her eventually dying a feeble, emaciated, ugly-ass death. So there is some justice in this world after all…
Still beats dying in a cardboard box behind a dumpster any time.
At least Granny’s keeping her bra on this time.
Looks at though she’s read for her appearance in Body Worlds.
She’s been working out with her servant, Glen Danzig.
wash your feets ey drive me to firenze
She’s body-plagiarizing Iggy Pop now?
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