Deena Cortese and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro in Seaside Heights, NJ. (June 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Look at the butt on that.
Yeah, he must work out.
Fantastic Dumb & Dumber reference! Seriously lol!
I’ll be glad when a tornado hits Jersey Shore.
Look out angry birds, they’re fighting back!
It’s like 2 orange glazed Christmas hams wrapped in denim.
Or 2 pork loins that get all that delicious grizzle. But this one you don’t want to eat. And the drippings… ugh.
“Hey Deena, if you was throwing pencils through them tires instead of footballs, it would be just like when we has sex.”
Ronnie was (surprisingly) disappointed when he found out what Deena meant when she said she wanted to “chuck the pigskin” with him.
Here, let me help you Snooki…pretend the tire is your mouth and your tossing an eclair.
I gave this a thumbs up because, yeah, wrong name but like it even matters.
Apparently the coach of the football team has his eye on trying Deena out at quarterback instead of center.
She ain’t no tight end, that’s for damn sure.
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