superficial

  1. DeucePickle

    Look at the butt on that.
    Yeah, he must work out.

  2. I’ll be glad when a tornado hits Jersey Shore.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Look out angry birds, they’re fighting back!

  4. Cock Dr

    It’s like 2 orange glazed Christmas hams wrapped in denim.

    • Pierce Bronzetan

      Or 2 pork loins that get all that delicious grizzle. But this one you don’t want to eat. And the drippings… ugh.

  5. Frank Burns

    “Hey Deena, if you was throwing pencils through them tires instead of footballs, it would be just like when we has sex.”

  6. The Pope

    Ronnie was (surprisingly) disappointed when he found out what Deena meant when she said she wanted to “chuck the pigskin” with him.

  7. cc

    Here, let me help you Snooki…pretend the tire is your mouth and your tossing an eclair.

  8. Apparently the coach of the football team has his eye on trying Deena out at quarterback instead of center.

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