Yummy! But watch out, Maria, or you’ll turn into Kathie Lee Gifford.
There’s always going to be somebody at a party who won’t mix and just wants to listen to their headphones. In this case it’s a parrot.
I heard that something black went in her mouth, but this wasn’t what I expected.
How do I get my birthday party sponsored by booze?
What gross shorts.
Here’s the trick to liking her shorts: Imagine that underneath them, she’s commando!
Oh hey, you guys! I found my keys! They were hanging from my belly button the whole time.
The parrot just gave her a reacharound (it pooped in her cup).
And here’s why I hate Dancing With the Stars. Fuck off already. Do we need to see her everywhere now?
I want to see her everywhere. On TV, in movies, in my bed.
Bitch got less shape than a piece of paper. No wonder she got the f@gs drooling!
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