1. Frank Burns

    Yummy! But watch out, Maria, or you’ll turn into Kathie Lee Gifford.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    There’s always going to be somebody at a party who won’t mix and just wants to listen to their headphones. In this case it’s a parrot.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    I heard that something black went in her mouth, but this wasn’t what I expected.

  4. your mom

    How do I get my birthday party sponsored by booze?

  5. What gross shorts.

  6. Oh hey, you guys! I found my keys! They were hanging from my belly button the whole time.

  7. cc

    The parrot just gave her a reacharound (it pooped in her cup).

  8. And here’s why I hate Dancing With the Stars. Fuck off already. Do we need to see her everywhere now?

  9. GQ

    Bitch got less shape than a piece of paper. No wonder she got the f@gs drooling!

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