superficial

  1. “Miss Middleton, would you like a cushion for your seat? Because,….well, you know….”

  2. To this day, I have *never* seen her face. Only her ass.

  3. Obviously an Islamic militant chopped of her ass.

  4. She could do so much better than a guy in a dress.

  5. “Let’s go, Pippa. I thought these ‘Aegon Championships’ had something to do with Game of Thrones.”

  6. Well now we know who wears the pants in this family, wha wait…….

  7. ANUSTART

    If you’re going to fool around and then go out in public, at least find a mirror and a brush or something. She smells like sex and candy and BO.

  8. The Brown Streak

    How long do you think it’ll be before Pippa realizes that when we say “Dat Ass” we’re not talking about the horses?

  9. “And you’re sure you left it here somewhere?”
    “YES! I definitely remember coming here with my ass. Now where could I have possibly left it?”

  10. Hey, Pippa. There are these really cool things you can buy around town called “Fish’ n’ Chips.” But the trick is YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SWALLOW THEM!

  11. itwasme

    even granny was trying to see what all the fuss was about…verdict: meh!

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