superficial

  1. He’s got the crabs like Jagger

  2. Mike1

    Blake Shelton’s beard chafes.

  3. Another Paris Hilton Alumni.

  4. Smapdi

    “Can this song be over now? I haff to tinkle.”

  5. We TOLD you to go before the song started!

  6. adam go weewee!

  7. Is he auditioning for Brokeback Mountain 2?

  8. ANUSTART

    If you’ve ever pissed fire you know to never sleep with somebody you’ve never seen in broad daylight.

  9. Sam

    Peepee dance…my cat does it all the time.

  10. The Brown Streak

    “Oh God! It’s Al Roker! Must…hide…erection!”

  11. Deacon Jones

    ( DAMN IT. I KNEW I shouldnt have let him cum in me!!)

  12. So Adam Levine is Tara Reid’s new boyfriend?

  13. “Adam Levine and Maroon 5″ is redundant.

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