He’s got the crabs like Jagger
Blake Shelton’s beard chafes.
Another Paris Hilton Alumni.
“Can this song be over now? I haff to tinkle.”
We TOLD you to go before the song started!
adam go weewee!
Is he auditioning for Brokeback Mountain 2?
If you’ve ever pissed fire you know to never sleep with somebody you’ve never seen in broad daylight.
Peepee dance…my cat does it all the time.
“Oh God! It’s Al Roker! Must…hide…erection!”
( DAMN IT. I KNEW I shouldnt have let him cum in me!!)
So Adam Levine is Tara Reid’s new boyfriend?
“Adam Levine and Maroon 5″ is redundant.
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Adam Levine and Maroon 5 performing on 'The Today Show' in New York City. (June 15, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN