She’s not what she once was but I would still like to plant my face between her 43-year-old butt cheeks.
She’s shinier than the metalwork on the left.
She probably planned to enter with that extreme ass glare.
Maybe if I show my ass people will forget that I’m a shit, no-talent performer! Nahhh…
It’s amazing how much mileage that strategy gets in the music industry these days.
Considering the amount of material, her dress prices must be astronomical.
Fucking Weebles – how do they wobble and not fall down?
You know the best thing about J-Lo? When she turns around, I have someplace to put my drink.
…in the front, but delicious ass round back. It really depends which way you flip her in bed.
I love J-Lo to death, but that has got to be the ugliest fucking dress in all of creation!
Big ears, big ass — makes up for no tits.
So now everyone’s going to show up to things wearing Kim Kardashian maternity gowns?
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Jennifer Lopez at the amfAR New York Inspiration Gala 2013 in New York City. (June 13, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN