superficial

  1. Skeeter

    She’s not what she once was but I would still like to plant my face between her 43-year-old butt cheeks.

  2. She’s shinier than the metalwork on the left.

  3. Cock Dr

    She probably planned to enter with that extreme ass glare.
    My eyes!

  4. Rick

    Maybe if I show my ass people will forget that I’m a shit, no-talent performer! Nahhh…

  5. Considering the amount of material, her dress prices must be astronomical.

  6. Fucking Weebles – how do they wobble and not fall down?

  7. The Brown Streak

    You know the best thing about J-Lo? When she turns around, I have someplace to put my drink.

  8. Insufferable cunt.

  9. I love J-Lo to death, but that has got to be the ugliest fucking dress in all of creation!

  10. Robb7

    Big ears, big ass — makes up for no tits.

  11. So now everyone’s going to show up to things wearing Kim Kardashian maternity gowns?

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